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Penis envy.
(I star in amateur pornography.)
- OH JESUS FUCK YOU CALL YOURSELF A WEB DESIGNER AND YET YOU JUST SAID “HELVETA” AND STILL USE TABLES AND FONT TAGS.
- All my coworkers read my Tumblelog.
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Wait, I can type in 200 characters here instead of 160??
Bye Twitter!! I have found a new lover.
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How long before this site is ignored like the rest of them?
I never forgot confessionizer. I miss it. I love you.
- the guy next to me.
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What if I got laid off while you neglected this site, Chris?
What will I submit now?????
- I hate when people bleed for no reason whatsoever.
- interns who think they’re people
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Incompetent boss who cannot find the Start button and has never worked IT.
Lazy employees who push their work off on my tech and I.
Pointless meetings and procedures.
Oh, and everything.
- not enough work to do i’m bored
- This website is never updated. Toe, you are falling behind. It is time to outsource things.
- Damn people who won’t just order off the menu, they need some specific type of side salad with no onions and red peppers only and blah blah blah
- I hate how pretentious people have gotten about food and wine. For Christ’s sake! Your just gonna piss and shit it out in a matter of hours anyway! Get a grip!
- Interns aren’t people. One of those little fuckers is trying to make me believe it so…
