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I hate you! You fat, ignorant, fake bitch. And guess what, your haircut sucks!
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people man, fuckin people.
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There’s 3 urinals. All three are open. I pick the one all the way to the right. Why oh why Mr. I-Pee-While-I-Talk-On-My-Cel did you take the middle one??
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Women, learn how to raise the toilet seat. Last time I checked you had arms too.
(yes, this means i will be removing the sign in the restroom asking normal people to lower the seat…)
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Why am I always in the bathroom 5 min after Mr. Colon Blow visited the throne? For god sakes what do you eat, rotten meat and grape nuts?
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I have 30 days to find new employment:)
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How do you like it when your direct report quits and then your boss asks you “why are so swamped?” What…probably because i am doing the job of two people and then some.
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why do non asians mix up asian people all the time? most times we look nothing alike.
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why do people think they can correct me on my presentation when they can’t even enunciate correctly when they speak?
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Why do women that smoke think that if they just spray more perfume on before they come back from break? Do they not know they stink like eu de ciggy now?
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wtf makes you think it’s ok to work on your crappy book and then print out nearly 400 pages of your crap while you are at work, you wench?!
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why are software developers such huge a**holes? - because you’re a dumba*s
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I pray that Karma exists. This way I know people that do SQL injection will die slow painful deaths in a Austrian basement.
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If you’re going to sleep with your boss, you can’t be mad when you find out she was also sleeping with her superior at the same time, right?
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Do not reply all to a company-wide email, you are a jerk.
Do not reply all to a company-wide email, asking responders not to reply all, you are a bigger jerk.
