- Why is everything on my desk due right now? I have enough work for the next 6 months, yet every project is due today.
- You are going bald and yet you dye your hair the same colour as Ronald Reagan. Why? Because you’re a cunt.
- It really pisses me off when you make me sort out the fucking mess you created with that client, just beacause I know how to use Photoshop.
- Don’t ask me to design a site in photoshop, then expect a fully coded site with multiple pages!
- You CC’d me on that email to IT to let them know that I, emphasizing my title as the intern, need help with a project that YOU wanted ME to do for you. Awesome way to undermine me & put me in plac
- I hate the internets
- the internet
- I FEEL like trying to sleep is more work then actually going to work; all I can think about when I try to sleep is how miserable every aspect of my life really, truly is.
- She won’t shut THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!
- Help Desk. “Vital” employees (we’re here when the building is closed) but we’re exempt from the departments “No Contractors” rule. Love us enough to handle the idiots but not enoug
- Her skirt looks like it was made out of my grandmas toilet seat cover. I think the employee handbook should include lack of taste as inappropriate clothing.
- Just because your dumb ass works through lunch doesn’t mean I’m going to. Also, watch how you talk to me. Strike one AND two trick.
- Why the fuck do I get interrogated about how a past employee handled her job? Should I start checking everyone’s work and not get mine done?
- At least the donkey has clean balls now.
- Compiling c++ code almost 5 years old with no documentation sucks donkey’s balls.
